HC Clements is in the City. It’s nice. It’s posh. So stop it.
“There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.” - Tina Fey
Cats Giving High Fives (Part 1)
Previously: Animals Being Jerks (GIFs)
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
I went an entire month without getting pregnant,
Cordelia Chase | BTVS Seasons 1 - 3 (requested by anon)
”People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she’s trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.”